“THE FINAL ANSWER”

“The Final Answer” A contestant on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire?” had reached the final plateau. If

“JUST A RIB”

“Just a Rib” Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wro

“WHO’S DRIVING?”

“Who’s Driving?” Two elderly women were out driving in a large car,and both could barely see over the dashbo

“THE LAST LAUGH”

The Last Laugh” A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch, and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee, and a slice of

“A DAY ON THE GOLF COURSE”

A Day on the Golf Course” It’s a beautiful day and three men go golfing. The first guy, Moses, steps up to the tee

“WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?”

“WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?” (taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds) Grandparents are a lady and a man w

“MY DAD”

“My Dad” Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My Dad scribbl

“ON AGING”

On Aging… Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Some people

‘THE VALUE OF KNOWLEDGE”

The Value of Knowledge” There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After servin

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY?”

“Happy Birthday?” My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and

“NOT SO HANDY”

“Not So Handy” A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started ca

“OOPS”

  “Oops” A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was s